Gortician


Double Live F*ckheads

Gortician - Double Live F*ckheads ©2001 MP3.Com
1. Maps Of Hell
2. Blazing Morgue
3. The Avengers
4. Next Religion_Alien Abduction (Live)
5. Labyrinth's Animator (live)
6. Avatar In The Abattoir (live)
7. KILL JIM MORRISON (live)
8. I Hate Canada (live Improv)
9. HogFat (live)
10. Crackhead 2000 (live)
11. Kick The Chair (clean Vocals)
12. Blazing Morgue (live)
13. F*ck Jesus Christ (live)

Gortician represents all that is wrong about MP3.com. They are an amateurish band playing fast death/grind metal with slower Candlemass-y doom moments. The "production" on this awful collection of live segments apparently recorded in various places is the worst I have ever heard. Nevertheless, the speaker-shattering boominess of certain tracks and the abominable sizzle of others still make it quite apparent that the songs themselves are the aural equivalent of a long-neglected litter pan, and that they certainly would not benefit from better recording conditions. Sub-bootleg sound is sometimes tolerable when the material is interesting, but this is clearly not the case.

This atrocious album is so bad I wouldn't dare to use the CD as a coaster lest it knock my glass over.

Review by Rog The Frog Billerey-Mosier

Review date: 07/2001

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